UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY

From PLAYING IT SAFE to becoming a LEGEND

You are called to be:

An industry disruptor

A movement maker

A queer +/or neurospicy leader

making legendary IMPACT in the world

IN UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY

You will fully step into your:

Unhinged AUTHENTICITY

Unapologetic Creative AUTHORITY

Delusional-level DREAMS +

Savage, relentless DESIRE

You were wild here once - it's time you remember who you were before you forgot.

Totally me. How do I sign up?

OUR CUNTY CURRICULUM FOR THIS CUNTAINER

MENARCHE MODULE | VISION JOURNEY

Learn the basics of Cyclical Living, Somatics + Thoughtwork to put an end to burnout and body/mind/spirit disconnection keeping you from being your most vibrant, healthy and energetic self.

Use thoughtwork to end your patterns of perfectionism, people pleasing, shame, self-doubt and self-sabotage once and for all with a method that ACTUALLY works in making LONG-TERM shifts so you can show up in your unhinged authenticity without fear.

FOLLICULAR MODULE | PLAYFUL + VIBRANT MAIDEN (Inner Spring)

Learn the basics of your Inner Spring energy to heal sexual and childhood trauma + wounds that still sneakily show up and keep you from accessing your unhinged, playful creativity. Learn how this impacts your neurodivergence (ADHD, Autism, Dyslexia, etc) so you can make accomodations specific to YOU and show up as a Creative Authority in your life full of self love for your unique way of being.

OVULATORY MODULE | EMBODIED MOTHER (Inner Summer)

Learn the basics of your Inner Summer and heal collective shame and body illiteracy + impacts of Birth Control to access your savage relentless desires.

REST WEEK - WEEK OF FEBRUARY 17

PREMENSTRUAL MODULE | SEDUCTRESS OF DARKNESS

Learn the basics of your Inner Autumn using shadow work to heal any self-doubt, shame or hatred of your body and cycle so you can access the potent magic of full life alignment the premenstrual phase brings. Burn away any last remnants of the people pleaser in you to step into being a BOSS ASS WITCH in every realm of your life.

MENSTRUAL MODULE | VISIONARY CREATRIX CRONE

Learn the basics of your Inner Winter and heal the productivity shaming and hustle culture wound so you can access unapologetic genius level creativity and wealth through ease, flow, rest and accessing divine + natural energy channels.

We welcome ALL GENDERS and orientations- in a gender expansive CUNT COVEN where CYCLE WORSHIP, EARTH REVERENCE + DANCE DEVOTION are our core values and bring us together in community, friendships and love that lasts a lifetime.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

5 LIVE 2hr WORKSHOPS....................................WORTH $500

5 LIVE 1hr CYCLICAL YOGA Classes.........WORTH $250

5 LIVE 2hr GROUP Q+As......................................WORTH $500

1 YEAR CVNT COVEN MEMBERSHIP.......WORTH $324

1 YEAR GROUP TELEGRAM ACCESS.........WORTH $625

DISCOUNT 1:1 COACHING PRICES..............WORTH $428

DISCOUNT RETREAT OFFERS.........................WORTH $222

TOTAL VALUE: $2,849

Offer for only - $444

I'M READY TO UNFUCK MYSELF!

MY STORY

I was making decent money. I was comfortable- had a job that didn't totally suck.

I had done years of healing my body and my trauma and I was no longer a victim. I had learned what it felt like to thrive for once.

And yet I was still...

👉 A perfectionist and people pleaser stuck in the hustle + grind

👉 I knew I was meant for SO MUCH MORE than sitting behind a desk

👉 I wanted to be my own BOSS - in work, but also in all areas of my life

👉 I didn't want just to thrive- I was meant to make a LEGENDARY IMPACT

👉 I knew the work moving through me was meant to impact millions

And I had enough of living comfortably and just going through the motions

I threw out all I knew and began the journey - to UNFUCK MYSELF From every last bit of the Patriarchal Paradigm still living in my psyche.

I went ALL IN to find the difference between people who live comfortable lives, and people who become LEGENDS and disrupt entire INDUSTRIES.

What I discovered was that CUNT MAGIC - remembering that GOD/DESS lives inside of me, and I can manifest anything when I tap into my Womb's power- everything changed. I used CYCLICAL LIVING as my devotional tool to alchemizing this divine energy through me, I knew I had to share it. I was able to step further into my unhinged authenticity, unmask myself and make my delusional-level dreams come true.

The magic that happens when you develop a connection to your womb and the natural cycles of life, is you begin to trust yourself enough to LISTEN TO YOUR INTUITION and understand what works for YOU, no matter what experts, friends, family or others try to project onto you.

You become so CONFIDENT IN YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR POWER +

YOUR BEING that nothing can stop you.

You remember who you were before you forgot.

Since then I...

👉 Have become an ICONIC Queer + Neurospicy leader

👉 I have healed thousands with my Unhinged Authenticity around the globe

👉 Fulfilled delusional level dreams of being my own nomadic BOSS

👉 Travel the world building wealth in SERVICE to the CUNT

👉 Ran out-of-this-world international retreats, events, courses + coaching that has birthed countless queer + neurospicy industry disruptors, movement makers and LEGENDARY artists, entrepreneurs + leaders.

You were meant to be here. You were meant to do great things. In a world that profits off you making yourself small - you are the RESISTANCE by blowing TF up and leading the Cuntopia movement.

IN UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM PATRIARCHY- I WILL SHOW YOU HOW!

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

OUR CUNTY CALL SCHEDULE

MENARCHY MODULE | VISION JOURNEY

Monday, January 27 at 6:30pm EST | Group Introductions + Medicine Basics
Wednesday, January 29 at 1pm EST | Somatic Basics
Thursday, January 30 at 6:30pm EST | Cyclical Living + Thoughtwork Basics

FOLLICULAR MODULE | PLAYFUL + VIBRANT MAIDEN (Inner Spring)

Monday, February 3 at 6:30pm EST | Follicular Workshop
Wednesday, February 5 at 1pm EST | Follicular Yoga Class
Thursday, February 6 at 6:30pm EST | Follicular Office hours

OVULATORY MODULE | EMBODIED MOTHER (Inner Summer)

Monday, February 10 at 6:30pm EST | Ovulatory Workshop
Wednesday, February 12 at 1pm EST | Ovulatory Yoga Class
Thursday, February 13 at 6:30pm EST | Ovulatory Office hours

REST WEEK - WEEK OF FEBRUARY 17

PREMENSTRUAL MODULE | SEDUCTRESS OF DARKNESS

Monday, February 24 at 6:30pm EST | PreMenstrual Workshop
Wednesday, February 26 at 1pm EST | PreMenstrual Yoga Class
Thursday, February 27 at 6:30pm EST | PreMenstrual Office hours

MENSTRUAL MODULE | VISIONARY CREATRIX CRONE

Monday, March 3 at 6:30pm EST | Menstrual Workshop
Wednesday, March 5 at 1pm EST | Menstrual Yoga Class
Thursday, March 6 at 6:30pm EST | Menstrual Office hours + GRADUATION!

WHEN YOU JOIN THIS COURSE - YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE LIVE RECORDINGS IN OUR ONLINE PORTAL - WHERE YOU WILL HAVE FREE ACCESS FOR A FULL YEAR AS A PART OF THE CUNT COVEN MEMBERSHIP WHICH ALSO INCLUDES 2 LIVE MOON SPELLWORK CALLS PER MONTH!

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