Awaken to your natural cycles
This is for you if...
You are ready to remember what your body has never forgotten.
You’ve always felt it—
That you were meant to live in rhythm, not resistance.
That your energy ebbs and flows for a reason.
That your magic is not linear—and your power isn’t either.
You’re done forcing yourself to operate like a machine.
You crave harmony with the earth, the moon, and your own inner tides.
You want to reclaim a way of living that feels natural, nourishing, and sacred.
You want to…
🌙 Live in alignment with your hormonal, solar, and lunar cycles—without shame or suppression
🌙 Know how to track your energy, emotions, creativity, and rest with clarity and compassion
🌙 Rewild your calendar and business to match your own rhythms—not capitalist urgency
🌙 Deepen your relationship with your body and finally hear what she’s been whispering all along
You are ready.
You are no longer available for burnout disguised as success.
You are...
READY TO RECLAIM YOUR RHYTHM, WITCH.
What's included in Your GUIDE
5 days of awakening
Day 1: Mindset Detox—Burn the Calendar, Not Yourself
🔹 You weren’t born to run on 24/7 productivity—patriarchy just convinced you that you were.
🔹 Reclaim your natural instincts by unlearning grind culture and tuning into your seasonal intelligence.
🔹 You are not lazy for needing rest—you are cyclical, witch.
Day 2: Earth, Sun & Sweat—Solar Rhythms for Sustainable Energy
🔹 Your body pulses with the same rhythm as the sun—daily, seasonally, eternally.
🔹 Ayurvedic and Pagan solar wisdom shows you when to act, when to rest, and when to let go.
🔹 Align your food, focus, and fire with the sun’s rhythm—not your Google calendar.
Day 3: The Blood Speaks—Hormonal Literacy as Liberation
🔹 Your cycle isn’t a curse—it’s your compass.
🔹 Learn what your hormones are actually doing each day (and why that changes everything).
🔹 Business, boundaries, nourishment, and creativity—all shift when you bleed in rhythm.
Day 4: The Moon Is a Mirror—Spiritual Cycles and Lunar Devotion
🔹 Every waxing and waning moon pulls at your bones. Start listening.
🔹 New moons, full moons, banishing spells, rest rituals—this is your sacred calendar.
🔹 Lunar magic isn’t woo—it’s how your ancestors stayed aligned, on time, and in power.
Day 5: The Fifth Element is You—Integration Through Embodiment
🔹 This isn’t about info—it’s about integration. You feel your power, not think it.
🔹 When your body leads, your life falls into place—pleasure, productivity, and purpose in sync.
🔹 This is how you become unfuckwithable—because you're no longer at war with your own nature.
for free!
A Note from THE CYCLE WITCH
When I first started CUNTOPIA,
I had to abandon myself, my values and who I was to fit into a box. A box in my relationships, my communities - and especially in my career. I thought I was a victim to a system where I had to sacrifice my health, well-being, or that of the earth's - in order to survive and access enough money and resources.
And then one day, when my foot had gone numb from working a 16 hour day - I said - FCK THIS SHIT - I know there is a different way. I know the Earth is abundant, and there is no reason that we can't implement systems that honor our bodies, soul, spirit and needs - as individuals, as a community and as a planet.
And so I set out to create a business that honored our flesh, our human needs, the cycles of our bodies and those of the earth.
And I have since run multiple businesses and served clients that are scheduled AROUND my body's needs, making 6 figures 4 years in a row.
I have hosted 4 sold out retreats, done 5 speaking tours around the globe about this work, and coached hundreds of clients who run their own businesses in a way that not only honors their bodies' needs - but harnesses the intuition of their bodies and the flow of the energy of the earth to create LEGENDARY movements and businesses.
I have clients who have become abundant artists, musicians, entrepreneurs, activists - funding their work, living their dream and honoring the needs of their bodies, community and the earth.
You don't have to sacrifice your peace to be abundant.
You don't have to burn out to be abundant.
You don't have to over-give to be enough.
You just need to learn how to SERVE CVNT daily - which is the devotion I implemented that lead to me being able to live and serve in this way...
and I'm sharing how I started it all with you inside of this free guide!
