UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY
From PLAYING IT SAFE to becoming a LEGEND
You are called to be:
An industry disruptor
A movement maker
A queer +/or neurospicy leader
making legendary IMPACT in the world
IN UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY
You will fully step into your:
Unhinged AUTHENTICITY
Unapologetic Creative AUTHORITY
Delusional-level DREAMS +
Savage, relentless DESIRE
You will join a community where:
You don't have to navigate undoing internalized oppression alone
You have a coven of queer neurospicy leaders to consult
You can share your own offerings + get feedback
You are in the room with other evolutionary leaders of the New Earth
You were wild here once - it's time you remember who you were before you forgot.
CURRICULUM FOR THIS CUNTAINER
🩸 MENARCHE MODULE | VISION JOURNEY
The initiation into cyclical power. Learn the foundations of Cyclical Living, Somatics, and Thoughtwork to dismantle burnout, disconnection, and exhaustion keeping you from your most vibrant, powerful, and turned-on self.
🔥 Use thoughtwork as a weapon against perfectionism, people-pleasing, shame, and self-sabotage—so you can break free for good.
🔥 Rewire your nervous system for long-term, embodied shifts that let you show up as your wild, unfiltered, untamed self—without fear.
🌑 MENSTRUAL MODULE | VISIONARY CREATRIX CRONE (Inner Winter)
Your Inner Winter is the cosmic portal to genius-level creativity, but hustle culture stole your access to it. It's time to reclaim the art of rest, slowness, and surrender so you can:
✨ Burn down productivity shame and rebuild your relationship with ease
✨ Channel divine energy without the burnout
✨ Birth wealth, art, and revolution straight from the void
🌱 FOLLICULAR MODULE | PLAYFUL + VIBRANT MAIDEN (Inner Spring)
Reclaim the unhinged, creative chaos of your Inner Spring. This is where you heal the wounds of:
🌿 Childhood & sexual trauma that still lurk in your nervous system
🌿 The "too much" wound that keeps you small
🌿 Neurodivergence (ADHD, Autism, Dyslexia, etc.) through radical self-accommodation
You weren’t meant to "fit in"—you were meant to create. Let your wild-ass brain lead.
🌙 REST WEEK | APRIL 13
Rest is not a break—it’s an initiation. Prepare to integrate, receive, and let your next level come to you.
🔥 OVULATORY MODULE | EMBODIED MOTHER (Inner Summer)
Your Inner Summer is raw, ruthless, and unapologetic. But we’ve been cut off from our embodied power through:
💋 Collective shame & body illiteracy
💋 Generations of menstrual suppression
💋 The long-term impacts of birth control
It’s time to unleash your savage desires and take up big, feral space.
🍂 PREMENSTRUAL MODULE | SEDUCTRESS OF DARKNESS (Inner Autumn)
Your Inner Autumn is not here to play nice. It’s your shadow season, your bullshit detector, and your holy reckoning.
🖤 Burn away the last remnants of your people-pleasing
🖤 Reclaim your body, cycle, and voice from shame
🖤 Wield the dark magic of full life alignment
No more second-guessing. No more shrinking. Step into your BOSS ASS WITCH era.
⚡️ THIS IS A GENDER-EXPANSIVE CUNT COVEN
We welcome ALL genders, orientations, and bodies into a holy, rebellious, earth-reverent temple of CYCLE WORSHIP, RITUAL, and DANCE DEVOTION. This is lifelong community, friendships, and liberation.
🔥 WHAT’S INCLUDED 🔥
🖤 5 LIVE 2-hour Workshops → Worth $500
🖤 5 LIVE 1-hour Cyclical Yoga Classes → Worth $250
🖤 5 LIVE 2-hour Group Q+As → Worth $500
🖤 1 YEAR CVNT COVEN MEMBERSHIP → Worth $324
🖤 1 YEAR GROUP TELEGRAM ACCESS → Worth $625
🖤 DISCOUNTED 1:1 COACHING PRICES → Worth $428
🖤 DISCOUNTED RETREAT OFFERS → Worth $222
💥 TOTAL VALUE: $2,849
🔥 Your Price: $333 🔥
Early bird price: $222 until March 11
Ready to step into your raw,
cyclical power? 🔥🩸
MY STORY
I was making decent money. I was comfortable- had a job that didn't totally suck.
I had done years of healing my body and my trauma and I was no longer a victim. I had learned what it felt like to thrive for once.
And yet I was still...
👉 A perfectionist and people pleaser stuck in the hustle + grind
👉 I knew I was meant for SO MUCH MORE than sitting behind a desk
👉 I wanted to be my own BOSS - in work, but also in all areas of my life
👉 I didn't want just to thrive- I was meant to make a LEGENDARY IMPACT
👉 I knew the work moving through me was meant to impact millions
And I had enough of living comfortably and just going through the motions
I threw out all I knew and began the journey - to UNFUCK MYSELF From every last bit of the Patriarchal Paradigm still living in my psyche.
I went ALL IN to find the difference between people who live comfortable lives, and people who become LEGENDS and disrupt entire INDUSTRIES.
What I discovered was that CUNT MAGIC - remembering that GOD/DESS lives inside of me, and I can manifest anything when I tap into my Womb's power- everything changed. I used CYCLICAL LIVING as my devotional tool to alchemizing this divine energy through me, I knew I had to share it. I was able to step further into my unhinged authenticity, unmask myself and make my delusional-level dreams come true.
The magic that happens when you develop a connection to your womb and the natural cycles of life, is you begin to trust yourself enough to LISTEN TO YOUR INTUITION and understand what works for YOU, no matter what experts, friends, family or others try to project onto you.
You become so CONFIDENT IN YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR POWER +
YOUR BEING that nothing can stop you.
You remember who you were before you forgot.
Since then I...
👉 Have become an ICONIC Queer + Neurospicy leader
👉 I have healed thousands with my Unhinged Authenticity around the globe
👉 Fulfilled delusional level dreams of being my own nomadic BOSS
👉 Travel the world building wealth in SERVICE to the CUNT
👉 Ran out-of-this-world international retreats, events, courses + coaching that has birthed countless queer + neurospicy industry disruptors, movement makers and LEGENDARY artists, entrepreneurs + leaders.
You were meant to be here. You were meant to do great things. In a world that profits off you making yourself small - you are the RESISTANCE by blowing TF up and leading the Cuntopia movement.
IN UNFUCK YOURSELF FROM PATRIARCHY- I WILL SHOW YOU HOW!
OUR CUNTY CALL SCHEDULE
FIRST WEEK - MENARCHE MODULE
Monday, March 24 | 6:30-8:30pm
Wednesday, March 26 | 1-2pm
Thursday, March 27 | 6:30-8:30pm
SECOND WEEK - MENSTRUAL MODULE
Monday, March 31 | 6:30-8:30pm
Wednesday, April 2 | 1-2pm
Thursday, April 3 | 6:30-8:30pm
THIRD WEEK - FOLLICULAR MODULE
Monday, April 7 | 1-2pm
Monday, April 7 | 6:30-8:30pm
Tuesday, April 8 | 6:30-8:30pm
FOURTH WEEK - REST WEEK | week of April 13
FIFTH WEEK - OVULATORY MODULE
Monday, April 21 | 6:30-8:30pm
Wednesday, April 23 | 1-2pm
Wednesday, April 23 | 6:30-8:30pm
SIXTH WEEK - PREMENSTRUAL MODULE
Monday, April 28 | 6:30-8:30pm
Wednesday, April 30 | 1-2pm
Friday, May 2 | 4:30-6:30pm
WHEN YOU JOIN THIS COURSE - YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE LIVE RECORDINGS IN OUR ONLINE PORTAL - WHERE YOU WILL HAVE FREE ACCESS FOR A FULL YEAR AS A PART OF THE CUNT COVEN MEMBERSHIP WHICH ALSO INCLUDES 2 LIVE MOON SPELLWORK CALLS PER MONTH!
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Contact Me
Washington D.C., USA + San Mateo, Costa Rica
